Here’s why I don’t believe in fortune tellers, psychics or crystal balls:
- Why would a fortune teller spend a lifetime working from a shanty, with a hand painted sign on the edge of the highway when she could apply her skills to play the pick 6 and upgrade to a nice strip mall with professional signage at the edge of a rapidly sprawling suburb?
- The little pointer on my Ouija board never moved.
- If you could really read my future, you’d be able to charge me a lot more than $9.99 for the first three minutes and 99 cents for each minute thereafter with a ten minute minimum and results not guaranteed. (I won’t fall for that again!)
- The eyes. They always have crazy eyes.
- My third grade Sunday school teacher told me not to.
- There’s no way anyone could have predicted the path my life has taken over the past ten years.
